3.03.2010

the blackncomic - PUDGE's Bionic Arm



THIS JUST IN!  BNB's HOMEBOY / BEAT MAKER  P.U.D.G.E. GETS NEW BIONIC ARM, rumored to be made of SOLID GOLD
Here's the scoop:

BNB just caught wind of this story and HAD to share.  

Following a major accident in 2009, VJC's Pudge was left with his entire arm in a cast for several months.  He had to reteach himself how to DJ, how to make beats and even how to just maintain the simple things in life.  After a long and tedious recovery, Pudge now has regained use of his injured arm, and his music is sounding BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE! (which was already hard to top)

How could this be, you ask? 

PUDGE received Hip Hop's first BIONIC ARM, made of 100% solid gold!  The gold used to make his arm came from SLICK RICK's necklaces, GHOSTFACE KILLAH's bracelets, METHOD MAN's 90's teeth, and various GOLD RECORDS that were donated.  
[no hip hop artists were injured in the collecting of gold nor the process of creating the bionic arm]

So be on the look out for Pudge 2.0, the 2010 edition.  His music will change your perception of "dope", I promise you.


ps yall know the whole bionic arm thing is a joke right?  but we'e glad Pudge is back to 100% healthy cuz we love him.

1 comment:

  1. this is friggin' hilarious...and true.
    paz yo

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