Chris Clarke no-likey EMO. peep:
and just a little added bonus for all you sucka ass suckas who dress in this new "hip hop//emo" fashion hybrid. Save it for BlackNBling, we do it right...you do it WRONG! (except Jamerson)
EMO FASHION TIPS:
how to dress emo
the Emo Romulan look - short, thick, greasy, dyed-black hair with bangs cut straight across the forehead, and cut high over the ears. Someone from Time In Malta recently described to me the San Diego Crimson Curse scene as "Spock Rock."
actually, any greasy dyed black hair. Bangs in front and spikes in back is very emo too.
horn-rim glasses, or at least thick black frames.
bald head, furry face (boys only). Goes especially well with horn-rims.
heavy slacks, often too tight and short.
thin, too-small polyester button-ups in dark colors, or threadbare children's size t-shirts with random slogans. Button the collar if you got one.
clunky black shoes
gas station jackets. This has diffused a lot over the years though, it's no longer exclusive to emo kids. Nowadays, you may want to select a nice corduroy denim jacket.
also classic outerwear but quickly diffusing to normality: the famous Blue Peacoat
barrettes on boys
make-up (male or female)
too-small cardigans and v-neck sweaters
anorexic thinness. Veganism helps here.
Be on the look out for more BNB Fashion moments, and further rants from our favorite hip hopaholic, Chris Clarke.
ps this is hip hop // emo gone right:
213* couldnt get enough. hahaha. love yall.