1.08.2008

BNB Boyfriend Application - the results!!

After tallying the results of the BNB boyfriend application (lol), we've decided to post some of our favorite applicants. The personal matters (names, phone numbers) of the apps shall remain undisclosed, but the replies were too classic not to share with the BNB community.

So, because we love all the BNB fans/family, we want YOUR opinions on the first ever BLACKNBLING Boyfriend Application. Who do you think gave the best answers? Who sounds the most viable?

Of course this is all fun and games, we're not reeeeally tryina get hubbied up from all of this, but we still want your opinions in the spirit of silly online antics. So hit us up, let us know who sounds dope, and also feel free to apply if you have not yet done so. And ladies, if youre feelin any of these dudes...Holla and maybe we can open a matchmaking division of your favorite art house/lifestyle marketing crew, BLACKNBLING.

let the games begin:

THE FIRST OFFICIAL BNB BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

NAME: B

AGE: LEGAL

OCCUPATION: Humble and Honest

INCOME: before or after Taxes...and after i pay my bills

MARITAL STATUS: Reborn again Virgin

PHONE NUMBER: Pay phone

BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME: My family photo album

SEX: Male, YES, Cellibent

DESCRIBE YOUR DOPEST SHAG: TO talk about it is low class

FAVORITE PORN STAR: Havent met her yet

FAST OR SLOW? Both

TOPS OR TAILS: Both

TO BLING OR NOT TO BLING: That is the question!


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AGE:25
OCCUPATION: 9-5in? adult industry + hustlin
INCOME:lol..this varies on the season
MARITAL STATUS:SINGLE or else i wouldnt be sendin inthis application
PHONE NUMBER: -----
BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME:toom any for that...unless your talkin about the one i havent recorded yet
SEX:6...7...8...times a day dependin on what youg ot goin that day...lol
DESCRIBE YOUR DOPEST SHAG:lol..summer...(not this summer)...before the party...on the way to the party...@ the after party...in the mornin of the homies house by the pool...
FAVORITE PORN STAR:AMY REID, BRIANNA LOVE, ALEXIS LOVE, JADA FIRE, REBECCA LINARES, MONICA MATTOS, BREE OLSON, TIA TANAKA, CARMEN HART, FLOWER TUCCI, PINKY, OLOVIA O'LOVELY...LOL...ANYMROE LET ME KNOW...LOL
FAST OR SLOW? how much time do we got? what ar eyou wearin and are you kissin that spot i told you about...lol
TOPS OR TAILS: you tell me...
TO BLING OR NOT TO BLING: ALL DAY WITHOUT A PAUSE IN YA STEP!!!

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NAME: Detroit
AGE: ageless
OCCUPATION: International man of leisure
INCOME: varies
MARITAL STATUS: not
PHONE NUMBER: -----
BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME: Stevie Wonder "innervisions"
SEX: yes. Often...... you can count on me!
DESCRIBE YOUR DOPEST SHAG: .....I'll give you most thrilling.... cuz that's the first to come to mind......backseat of a car.... outside a club......I had been dancing with this girl I was seeing....it was gettin heavy..... we couldn't keep our hands off each other....had togo to the car........ we realized about halfway in that a crowd was forming but were just to into it to even think about stopping....... I've got some more, but that was the first to pop into my head.....
FAVORITE PORN STAR:hmmm..... this is a tough one.... but I would probably go with Belladonna.....just cuz she is fuckin nuts.
FAST OR SLOW? it doesn't matter though.....
TOPS OR TAILS:flip a quarter..... 6 of one....half dozen of the other..... why do I have to pick?
TO BLING OR NOT TO BLING: they call me sun cuz I shine like one....

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NAME: Mr. West
AGE:38
OCCUPATION:Sr. Creative Director
INCOME:Lots of It!
MARITAL STATUS:Not Married
PHONE NUMBER: -----
BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME:Songs in the Key of Life
SEX:Male
DESCRIBE YOUR DOPEST SHAG:????
FAVORITE PORN STAR:???
FAST OR SLOW?Slow at first Then Fast!

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NAME: "2nd"
AGE: 27
OCCUPATION: photographer, urban ninja, MCA bookstore goon
INCOME: ask no questions, get no lies
MARITAL STATUS: single as a dollar bill
PHONE NUMBER: carrier pigeon
BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME: difficult, depending on mood Illmatic, Kind of Blue, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, What's Going On, Resurrection, Miles in Tokyo
SEX: i likes
DESCRIBE YOUR DOPEST SHAG: no business in the street
FAVORITE PORN STAR: depends on mood, i do like a lot of flavors though (female flavors, no homo)
FAST OR SLOW? both
TOPS OR TAILS: both and more
TO BLING OR NOT TO BLING: you bling, i'll ching

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NAME:D$
AGE:35
OCCUPATION:Music/Post Production
INCOME:$60,000
MARITAL STATUS:Single (No Kids)
PHONE NUMBER:1-800-Call Me
BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME: ATCQ "Peoples Instinctive Travels And The Paths Of Rhythm", Marvin Gaye "I Want You", John Coltrane "My Favorite Things"
SEX:Yes Please
DESCRIBE YOUR DOPEST SHAG:She Gave Me Head In The Shower, Sat On My Face, Gave Me Head While Sitting On My Face, Then I Took Her From Behind, Grabbed Her By The Neck, F*cked Her From Behind, Nutted On Her Back, And Then Fell Asleep With Her In My Arms, And Penetrated Her And Felt The Warmth Of Her Insides Again, And Cuddled To The Early Morn'
FAVORITE PORN STAR:
(currently) Cassandra Cruz (A Big Butt Latina Freak) who sucks and eats FAST OR SLOW?
YesTOPS OR TAILS:
TailsTO BLING OR NOT TO BLING: Gold Teeth And Hoop Ear Rings, With A Nose Piercing, And Toe Rings!!!

And Thats The Truth, Ruth!!!

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NAME: A+
AGE: 27
OCCUPATION: Marketing Manager
INCOME: 45+
MARITAL STATUS: Single
PHONE NUMBER: -----
BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME: Black on Both Sides, Soul on Ice
SEX: The Elevated Coaster - I am the creator of that one.
DESCRIBE YOUR DOPEST SHAG: lol
FAVORITE PORN STAR: You could be my Favorite and I yours...
FAST OR SLOW? Depends
TOPS OR TAILS: Tops
TO BLING OR NOT TO BLING: To Bling

1 comment:

  1. this must be some myspace shit. but i like how dave did it. get it killa.

    -jj

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